Simply Healthy

Girls Club

A high-level membership for the woman ready to get real health insights, take confident action, & get everything she wants.

(All at a no-brainer monthly rate.)

You’re not starting over — you’re leveling up.

JOIN THE GIRLS CLUB

You’ve already done the work most women never make time for.

You know your foundation.

You’ve rebuilt pieces of your health, balanced what felt off, and learned how your body works.

And maybe you’re not “perfect.”
Maybe you’re still integrating habits, still human, still navigating busy seasons.

Good.
That’s more than enough.

You already have what you need to keep going — you just want someone to help you keep going in the right direction.

The Simply Healthy Girls Club exists for that exact woman.

For the woman who doesn’t want to wait until something falls apart
and doesn’t want to rebuild from scratch ever again.

This is the next stage — where wellness becomes about refinement, alignment, and evolution.

Not putting out fires.
Not crisis management.

Just smarter, sharper, more aligned decision-making… in real time.

LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT

The Vibe

This isn’t another program. It’s not daily check-ins or hand-holding.

It’s the place women go when they want high-caliber guidance, intelligent interpretation, and someone who actually understands how they want to approach their health.

The Girls Club is for the woman who wants to:

  • ask a question and get an aligned, root-cause answer

  • stop DM’ing random wellness girlies hoping for a response that feels right

  • get answers that match her health philosophy (not a doctor's 10-minute checklist)

  • stop feeling “health homeless” between the crunchy world and conventional care

  • build a health plan that fits her life, her values, and her body

Here, you get continuity, clarity, and collaboration — a provider who knows your history, honors your goals, and guides you through the next season of your health with precision.

This is your dream health team, starting with one person who actually gets you.

YES PLEASE

This was made for you.

The Girls Club is for the woman who

  • understands her foundations (even if imperfectly)

  • wants aligned, practical, thoughtful guidance as life evolves

  • is tired of Googling symptoms or asking ChatGPT for health interpretation

  • wants better answers than “your labs are normal”

  • wants expert eyes on changing hormones, energy, metabolism, cycles

  • wants support that blends Western and integrative perspectives — without extremes

  • wants to grow without needing another high-intensity program

She values credible, root-cause insight over trends and quick fixes.

She wants to know what’s happening when her labs shift, when her hormones feel different, when her energy changes.

She’s not afraid to take action — she just wants to make sure it’s the right one.

If you’ve completed Simply Healthy Academy (or healed your biggest symptoms), this is your next step.

It’s where you learn to build health on purpose — not out of urgency.

This isn’t for the woman still

  • putting out fires

  • chasing symptom relief

  • needing daily accountability

  • looking for meal plans or check-ins

The Girls Club is designed for women who already understand why their health matters and want to keep evolving.

If you’re still deep in exhaustion, anxiety, gut issues, or imbalance — your work starts inside Simply Healthy Academy.

The Girls Club will be waiting to take you higher.

Not sure which is right?
Message me and I’ll help you choose.

Your next-level health era starts here.

Membership Tiers

Thrive

For the woman who wants clarity, direction, and high-level guidance at her fingertips — anytime she needs it.

When new questions pop up, you get real-time access to Kacey for aligned, root-cause, individualized answers.

No second-guessing. No spiraling. No Googling.
Just clarity — quickly.

Includes:

Direct messaging access (Mon–Thurs, 48-hr response) in a secure, HIPAA-compliant portal

Exclusive member pricing on all lab packages

Unlimited 50-minute 1:1 sessions at $99 each (a $200 value)

✓ Monthly Member Insights Email — real questions + real solutions from the community

✓ Early access + discounts on new programs & services

Investment: $49/month

JOIN THRIVE

Elevate

For the woman who wants deeper insight and lab-based clarity — without another intensive program.

Includes everything in Thrive, plus:
✓ Two lab reviews per year
✓ A 30-minute 1:1 Zoom visit per review
✓ Customized care plan
✓ Supplement + lifestyle recommendations
✓ Interpretation of functional or conventional labs

This is for the woman who wants her data read through an integrative, aligned lens, not a rushed 10-minute appointment.

Investment: $69/month

JOIN ELEVATE

Ascend

(Coming 2026)
A deeper, more advanced experience for the woman who wants full-body optimization.
Elite-level continuing care.

FAQs

  • Simply Healthy Academy is where we identify root causes, rebalance systems, and rebuild your foundation — it’s the intensive healing phase.

    The Girls Club is what comes after: when you’re no longer trying to put out fires but want to keep fine-tuning your health with real-time insight, expert interpretation, and continued growth.

    In short: SHA restores and rebuilds, the Girls Club refines and evolves.

  • Absolutely not.

    You just need foundational understanding and the ability to take aligned action.

    You can be imperfect, in progress, or in a busy season — and still benefit enormously from the Girls Club.

    If a question you ask reveals something foundational that needs checking in on, I’ll guide you through that too. If you’re not sure if this is right for you, just reach out and ask!

  • Think of the Girls Club as your personal health sounding board. You can message me when you want input on things like:

    • “How can I support my body after a vaccine or illness?”

    • “My cholesterol is starting to creep up — what should I adjust first?”

    • “Are these changes normal for perimenopause, or should I run new labs?”

    • “What does this trend on my wearable data actually mean?”
      Ex - Oura Ring says your resting heart rate is suddenly elevated or showing “signs of strain” and you don’t know if it’s stress, hormones, sleep, or something else

    • “Can you look over my annual bloodwork and tell me what’s missing?”

    • “Is this new supplement or wellness trend legit, or just hype?”
      Do you actually need a vibration plate, mouth tape, castor oil packs, a red light face mask, a weighted vest, or the latest influencer gadget/supplement everyone’s suddenly obsessed with?

    • “What do I do if my 6-year-old is suddenly getting sick every month?” or “How do I support my daughter’s hormones as she starts puberty?”

    • “Which laundry detergent should I actually switch to?” or “Is this $40 cleaner any cleaner than the $10 one?”

      There are no stupid questions here. Your foundations matter—but you’re ready for the next layer of clarity and refinement. Instead of piecing together advice from Reddit threads, influencer reels, or AI guesses, you’ll have access to grounded, personalized, science-backed insight you can trust. Real answers. Real direction. So you can move forward confidently, every single time.

  • No. You can upload recent labs from your doctor, another practitioner, or order through Simply Healthy. In the Elevate Tier, each review includes:

    • A 30-minute Zoom session to walk through your results

    • A customized care plan with supplement and lifestyle recommendations

    Labs themselves are purchased separately. (As a part of your membership you get exclusive member pricing on labs run through me.)

  • All communication takes place inside a secure, HIPAA-compliant platform.

    You can message anytime Monday through Thursday, and you’ll receive thoughtful, detailed responses within 48 hours.

  • All members can schedule unlimited 50-minute sessions for $99 each (normally a $200 value). These deeper conversations are perfect when you want to unpack a new health goal or discuss something more complex.

  • There’s a three-month minimum to get started. After that, your membership continues month-to-month — you can remain for as long as you’re getting value (which we know will be forever).

  • I love hearing from you — truly. A lot of you have asked incredible questions in DMs over the years, and that’s exactly how I realized this support was needed in the first place.

    But Instagram simply isn’t built for real, individualized health guidance.
    It’s quick, casual, and doesn’t give me access to your history, patterns, or labs — and honestly, you deserve more than a rushed reply between algorithm notifications.

    Inside the Girls Club, your questions land in a secure, organized, HIPAA-compliant space where I can see everything that actually matters: your supplements, symptoms, past labs, goals, and what season of life you’re in.

    That means your answers are:
    ✨ more thoughtful
    ✨ more accurate
    ✨ more aligned
    ✨ more applicable to your body

    It's not that DMs were “bad.”
    This is just so much better — and it gives you the level of care you’ve earned.

  • It’s completely normal to wonder that at first.

    But based on my work with dozens of women over the years, I can tell you this: most of your health decisions happen in the small day-to-day moments — not just when something big goes wrong.

    The Girls Club gives you a place to bring all of those micro-questions — the ones you’ve been trying to navigate alone — and get answers that feel aligned, smart, and personalized.

    And in the months you don’t have a question?

    The Monthly Member Insights Email will still be worth its weight in gold. It’ll be full of real questions women are asking (anonymized, of course) plus my full, science-backed responses.

    You’ll learn things you didn’t even know you needed to know — and you’ll catch yourself saying, “Oh I’m so glad someone asked that!”

    You might join thinking you won’t use it often but once you have this level of support, you’ll wonder how you ever navigated your health without it.

  • Absolutely. Many of my long-time clients went through Simply Healthy Academy before I started offering functional medicine lab testing, and the Girls Club is a perfect next step for you.

    If you’re curious about how your body has been responding to the habits you built in SHA — or want to finally get clarity on any lingering symptoms, mineral patterns, hormones, or metabolic markers — the Elevate Tier is an ideal fit.

    It gives you two lab reviews per year, personalized interpretation, and clear next steps so you can continue fine-tuning your health with data, not guesswork.

    And if you’re unsure which tier is the best match, just message me. I’ll help you choose the right fit.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED

BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL

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BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL *

Enrollment for the Simply Healthy Girls Club is open exclusively for past clients until 2026.

For this special launch:

  • The $99 enrollment fee is waived

  • You’ll receive a complimentary Minerals & Metals (HTMA) test with your enrollment

  • The offer applies to both the Thrive and Elevate tiers

After Black Friday, the HTMA will be included as part of the standard enrollment fee for new members.

You’ve already changed your life.

You’ve healed pieces of yourself most women never touch.

And now you’re ready for the chapter that comes after — the chapter where your health becomes something you intentionally build, season after season.

The Simply Healthy Girls Club gives you the aligned guidance, expert interpretation, and steady support you need to keep rising.

This isn’t maintenance.
This is evolution.
This is your next level.

Choose your tier — Thrive or Elevate — and step into your next season of health.
(Black Friday enrollment exclusively for past clients. Spots are limited.)

Your Next Level Starts Here

I'M SO READY FOR THIS